Agosto 12, 2006

MEN and WOMEN..what's the difference?

1. To women love is an occupation. To men love is preoccupation.

2. A woman worries about a future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. To be happy with a man, a woman must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, a man must love her alot and not to try to understand her at all.

4. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. When men get depressed they want to blow something up.

5. When man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch.

6. Men want to be a woman's first love. Women want to be a man's last love.

7. A woman will alwys cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who wouldnt marry him.

3 komento:

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

ganda naman yan mare totoo ba yan?

Mac ayon kay ...

sa tingin ko totoo un, base on experience...he he

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

lam mo mama janet totoo yan snabi mo !! tama ka !! mas mganda kung yw natin ng lalaki or babae pumatol n lang sa mga bkla at tomboy !! agree k b? oliver