Hulyo 9, 2007

Why Couples Dont Have SEX...

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be
asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you
were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to
mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you
said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was
not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me
there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over
with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had
hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!! ===============================

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did
not come home at all 21 times you didn't come with energy 33 times you came too
soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was
because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

See?!!!!So what do you think pipol? Tama ba? (got this from friendster Bulletin nakakatuwa diba?)